Thursday, November 14, 2013

2339 - Short jokes

No not jokes about short people. Just jokes that are short. At least that's what the site was looking for where I found these. They used to be called one liners. (or maybe two)


Entropy isn't what it use to be.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

How long is a Chinese name.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines.

Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."

The stationary store moved.

A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a penis- I mean light-bulb!

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think."

Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory? De Brie went everywhere.


5 comments:

Bilbo said...

Dyslexic devil worshipper ... har, de har-har-har!!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Corduroy pillow should make headlines!

These were great chuckles, especially the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

The job interview cracked me up!

Duckbutt said...

Enjoyed those tremendously!

lacochran's evil twin said...

LOVED the job interview. :)