Friday, April 17, 2015

2947 - Bar joke video


I was looking at jokes when I came across this. It's a video of what is probably an old joke.






Here's the written joke...

A man walks into a pub, he goes to the bar & orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says, "three dollars, please". The man stands up, goes to the right end of the bar and puts a dollar on it, then he walks to the left end of the bar and also puts a dollar on it. He gets back to the center of the bar and puts the final dollar in front of his beer. The bartender is quite angry but he can't refuse the money. The man drinks his beer and walks away.
On the next day, he comes back, orders a beer and pays the same way. The bartender is getting more and more angry. For a week, the man keeps coming and paying in this odd way.
One day, when he wants to pay, the man notices he only got a five-dollar note. He gives it to the bartender, who is ready to take his revenge. He gives the beer, goes to the left end of the bar, puts a dollar there, then to the right end and puts the second dollar down. He goes back to the man with a big smile on his face.
The man doesn't move, drinks his beer, takes out his wallet. He takes out a dollar, puts it in front of him and says, "I'll have another beer, please".


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