Lesson 5 of 5:
A bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that it froze and fell on the ground. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. The frozen bird lay there in the dung pile. It began to realize how warm it was.
The warmth of the dung was actually thawing him out. He soon began to sing with joy. A cat heard the singing and came to investigate, discovered the bird in the pile, dug him out and ate him.
Moral:
1. Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3. When you are in deep s**t, keep your mouth shut!
No comments:
Post a Comment