Wednesday, May 15, 2019

4419 - 6 foot diameter breasts


Claudia and I went to a movie last night. Gloria Bell with Julianne Moore. It was put on by AARP. We got in free but didn't make it past the $17 popcorn and drink.

It was a chick flick to the max. 15 minutes into the movie I was ready to leave.

Here are some review numbers...
Rotten Tomatoes - 91%
Metacritic - 80%
IMDB - 6.7/10
Google users - 48%

The Google users were closest to my rating of 10%.

So how did I give this even 10%? Because we were forced to sit in the front row which created some interesting views. We haven't done that in a long time. But the theater was full. You know, old people, free. I think I heard one old guy asking for reimbursement for gas money for coming to the movie. :)

The sponsor of the movie was...

BAUSCH + LOMB the makers of PreserVision

PreserVision - Eye Vitamins from Bausch + Lomb are designed for individuals diagnosed with moderate to advanced age-related macular degeneration (AMD).

We got to see a macular degeneration commercial before the movie and the main character had macular degeneration which didn't play into the movie at all.

Remember we had to sit in the front row. Julianne Moore was naked in so many scenes that I could draw you a picture of her breasts. They were BIG on screen from the front row. Six feet across. It was difficult (notice I didn't say hard) to take them all in sometimes. She has a nice rack. I wonder if the Internet has them from this film? I'll be right back. ..................... .................... .............
WHAT! NO! Not there. BUT, if you check Google Images for Julianne Moore Naked, it seems she's been in a bunch of buff films.

Here's the trailer for this movie...




2 comments:

Bilbo said...

Google "Julianne Moore naked?" Well, at least you made a clean breast of things.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Yep, chick flick that I would love since I love Julianne Moore and John Tuturo. If I tell Rick her boobs are 6 ft he will go so thank you. :-)