Friday, November 20, 2020

4972 - Friday bonus post

Time - 3:00am. Son hollers, "Dad, can you help me with Stella (dog)"? 

What did Stella do? She had diarrhea... in his room; down the hallway; across the living room; through the kitchen; and out the back door. We used up most of the cleaning supplies. Luckily only most.

Time - 8:15am. Son hollers, "Dad, can you help me"?

Now I'm going to try and settle down and get a few more hours of sleep. What are the chances?


11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I would leave Stella outside until her gastro-intestinal issues clear up.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Sounds like a stellar shitstorm . . .

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

the chances are nil.
Believe it or not pumpkin (not pie filling) has the dubious effect of curing diarrhea and constipation so if you have some try that with plain rice and hopefully it's a lovely day there too and she can stay outside until this is over. :-)

Elephant's Child said...

I hope you can get some sleep. I fear it is a lost cause.
I also got woken at three - by a spam phone call, which was repeated at four. No cleaning required though - except for the blue air my language created.

Mike said...

DSWS - I hope it's over. So far so good.

OPS - OK Stu, you're making fun of Stella. What a bunch of shit! HA!

MPP - In all the years we've had dogs I've never heard that. So I checked the internet for pumpkin diarrhea.
"Surprisingly, plain, unsweetened cooked pumpkin can help with both diarrhea and constipation. You can give your dog or cat plain canned, puréed pumpkin or fresh, cooked pumpkin."
I was glad to see there is such a thing as canned pureed pumpkin.

EC - What a bunch of shit! 3AM?! That doesn't even make any sense. From a marketing standpoint especially.

Mr. Shife said...

Poor Stella. Hope she is doing better and you got to catch up on your sleep.

MarkD60 said...

Ol Phat Stu left the best comment, but Stellar should have been capitalized!

Mike said...

MS - Yes to both.

MD - He lost points on that.

Looney John said...

I dont think i get the joke ! ?.

Mike said...

LJ - The dog shit all over the house, twice. It's a frustrating sad funny occurrence.

Looney John said...

Indeed it is Mike, but, strickly speaking, it doesn`t actually constitute a joke, as such.