Sunday, September 03, 2023

5991 - Long joke Sunday


Husband: My love.....

Wife:  Leave me alone! 

Husband:  It won't take long.

Wife:  I won't be able to sleep afterward.

Husband:  I can't sleep now.

Wife:  Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband:  Because I'm hot.

Wife:  You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband:  If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife:  If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband:  You don't love me anymore.

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband:  Please...come on

Wife:  All right.

Husband:  What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife:  I can't find it.

Husband:  For heaven's sake, feel your way.

Wife:  There! Do you feel better?

Husband:  Oh, yes.

Wife:  Is it up far enough?

Husband:  Yes, that's good.

Wife:  Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!


7 comments:

Kirk said...

I take it they've been married a while.

Elephant's Child said...

She is MUCH more accommodating that I would be.

River said...

I knew it was about a window and think the lazy bugger should be opening the window himself since he is the one feeling hot.

Bilbo said...

Kirk's right.

Kathy G said...

In our house I'm the one who talks about opening the windows...but I just get up and do it myself.

Lady M said...

Hee hee - I am usually the hot one.

Susan Kane said...

I ask my beloved to turn up the A/C. He would know what I mean by the tone of my voice.