Husband: My love.....
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterward.
Husband: I can't sleep now.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: All right.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: For heaven's sake, feel your way.
Wife: There! Do you feel better?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yes, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!
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I take it they've been married a while.
She is MUCH more accommodating that I would be.
I knew it was about a window and think the lazy bugger should be opening the window himself since he is the one feeling hot.
Kirk's right.
In our house I'm the one who talks about opening the windows...but I just get up and do it myself.
Hee hee - I am usually the hot one.
I ask my beloved to turn up the A/C. He would know what I mean by the tone of my voice.
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