Why didn't I think of this before. The stock market crash is a conspiracy against Obama. Think about it. Obama is getting a lot of money in small amounts from everyday people. So they're crashing the market and making the small investor paranoid so the middle class will stop sending money to political campaigns. Who will that affect the most? Obama. The super rich will still send money to the republicans. The middle class will have a tendency to hold onto their money because of fear of the market.
I know Obama has had a $1000 a plate dinner because it made the news. You don't hear about the republican dinners because there are so many of them it's not news.
I know it's all true because I just made it up and I don't make up things that aren't true.
Hey! I think that last line is a new quote!
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"I know it's all true because I just made it up and I don't make up things that aren't true."
I like it. I'll probably steal it. Actually, I'll give you credit for it. It works like this:
The first time I'll say--It's like my friend Mike says, "I know it's all true because I just made it up and I don't make up things that aren't true."
After that I'll say...Well it's like I've said before...
Before long...It's like I always say...
BTW, sound like you've had training as a politician!
Mike is going over to the Dark Side. No, wait ... he's going "farther" over to the dark side. Next thing you know, he'll be posting $1000-a-view stuff.
I'm just going to giggle...and believe you.
Bilbo, would you analyze Mike's sentence. It sounds great to me, but Yogi makes sense to me also.
I just made $4000. $5000 if I charge myself.
"For people that are called Nomads, they can get pretty angry....."
-Sarah Silverman
The economy is the October surprise. And it sure ain't helping McCain.
This time the surprise is for the American people.
$1000 for a plate???
LOL
Just put it on my tab, Honey.
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