Well this one is G- rated. Couple of sexist jokes at the end but not bad ones.
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Subject: Mergers Expected
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. The following are expected mergers between well known entities since the recent Wall Street events that have left many corporations struggling to hang in instead of going under with the banks.
Watch for these consolidations coming out of 2008 going into 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. are expected to merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will get busy with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining are looking to become one as: ZipAudiDoDa .
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers are headed toward: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally....
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will get it done under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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5 comments:
This one is big on LOLs!
LOLz..
you're forgetting Adobe and Macromedia : Amoeba/Mcdobe?
very funny!!!!!!!!
i like it when you come up with clever posts
Ok here's one.
Disclaimer, I know nothing about American Politics but the names work...I think?
Josh Brolin,Obama, Mother Theresa and Ms Palin.
Two Mules for Sister Sarah!
I recall several years ago that the grocery chains Big Apple, Piggly Wiggly and Harris Teeter were going to merge, but they abandoned it when the best name they could come up with was Big Wiggly Teeters.
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