1146 - Proverbs (revised)

Bandit sent this to me. It didn't look like it had been around much. I looked up the name on the first part of the email where it looked like it originated. And what do you know. The gal is a teacher in a local middle school. So unless she posted this and just didn't email it, you could be in on an original Internet jok.... funny ...... something.


OK, so I gave my kiddos some proverbs to finish for yesterday's journal. . . Too funny :)

A bird in the hand . . .
…might fly away.
…will peck you.
…could bite any second.

A stitch in time. . .
…is a memory.
…is a flashback.
…is a mighty stitch!

You can lead a horse to water. . .
…if it is thirsty.
…and then it knows its way back.
…but you can't lead the water to the horse.
…if you have a carrot.

The pen is mightier than. . .
…the pencil.
…the paper.
…than the toughest eraser.

Time flies when you . . .
…pay attention.
…toss the clock out the window.

People who live in glass houses. . .
…have no privacy.
…don't need windows.
…won't survive a tornado.
…get sunburned.
…have no secrets.
…can see the stars.
…always need blouses!
…need less blouses.
…spend lots of money on windex.