Bandit sent this to me. It didn't look like it had been around much. I looked up the name on the first part of the email where it looked like it originated. And what do you know. The gal is a teacher in a local middle school. So unless she posted this and just didn't email it, you could be in on an original Internet jok.... funny ...... something.
OK, so I gave my kiddos some proverbs to finish for yesterday's journal. . . Too funny :)
A bird in the hand . . .
…might fly away.
…will peck you.
…could bite any second.
A stitch in time. . .
…is a memory.
…is a flashback.
…is a mighty stitch!
You can lead a horse to water. . .
…if it is thirsty.
…and then it knows its way back.
…but you can't lead the water to the horse.
…if you have a carrot.
The pen is mightier than. . .
…the pencil.
…the paper.
…than the toughest eraser.
Time flies when you . . .
…pay attention.
…toss the clock out the window.
People who live in glass houses. . .
…have no privacy.
…don't need windows.
…won't survive a tornado.
…get sunburned.
…have no secrets.
…can see the stars.
…always need blouses!
…need less blouses.
…spend lots of money on windex.
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Hey! American parents!
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LOL..especial People who live in glass houses spend lots of money on windex :)
These are from Waterloo, IL. Jr. Hi wjere Linda teaches. The sixth grade Language Arts teacher made this assignment just a few days ago.
Waterloo is a suburb of St. Louis right over the river.
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