I had this cool post in my head. Then I went to Matt-mans blog and realized I missed reading his yesterday post. So by the time I read yesterdays and todays, and then made witty comments, I couldn't remember what the hell I was going to post.
So here's a joke I just got. It looks like a new one. Bilbo, this is one you can tell your Dad. Bandit, is it new or not? I know I know, you don't know. You just pass stuff along from Linda.
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew”.
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That's pretty good. I'll bet you didn't know that actress/singer Cher had a twin sister...they once tried a duo act as Cher and Cher Alike.
Groan....
Years ago, I heard that Prince Charles and Lady Diana were going to name their first child "Up". That way, they could sign their Christmas cards "Up, Chuck & Di".
Bad pun day on Mike's blog!!
Gotta love it!
Somehow I think Bilbo and Gilahi have a lot more material that they're not sharing right now.
Wv: satines - little salty fish that you can only eat on Saturday.
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