Thursday, December 10, 2020

4992 - Body parts

Ear pun.




Finger - Ouch!



Knee pun.




Foot problem.




Face identity problem.




Butt dial problem.




Head too big or body too small?




Skin problem.




Eye ... yi yi!

I added this after a few comments about the finger. I thought 'it could be worse, right?' I wonder if there are any pictures on the interne... OF COURSE THERE ARE! I put it further down so as not to lose people right away.



Leg problem.




Knee problem.





Face skill.




13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So many good ones! My fave is the rash test dummy.

Mike said...

DSWS - All of these were sitting in my blog folder with no specific plan. Then I noticed how many body parts I had!

LJ said...

The soccer players one was the funniest.

Mike said...

LJ - And probably the most accurate.

Elephant's Child said...

Shuddering at the fish hook. I don't think I could stay still long enough to have a photo taken - unless of course I had passed out.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

These were all great. I could relate all too well to one of 'em

John A Hill said...

Ugh!
What do you do with that fish hook?

Mike said...

EC - That could be what happened and his friends said 'Let's get a picture first!'

MPP - That's why I originally kept that picture. I've had it for a while and finally found an excuse to use it.

JH - Who knew fishing could be so dangerous? At least it wasn't his eye. HEY! Time to check the internet! ... Guess what I found!

LJ said...

Mike, that picture of the hook in the mince-pie is absolutely appalling and quite horrifying, it looks like something that was inspired by that famous scene at the beginning of Luis Bunuels bizarre 16-minute cult-oddity "An Andalusian Dog" from 1928, where a bird has her mince-pie slit open with a barbers razor.

Mike said...

LJ - I think I'd rather have a hook in my eye.

dellgirl said...

These are really good, had me chuckling. Then, KFC got me laughing out LOUD! Thanks for the laughs.

allenwoodhaven said...

Still laughing about the metal detector and steel toe boots! New skills one hysterical too. Count me as another who will never see KFC the same way again.

Great collection; thanks for the belly laughs!

Mike said...

DG - You're welcome. You and Allen are KFCers.

AW - You and Dellgirl are KFCers.