Ear pun.
Finger - Ouch!
Knee pun.
Foot problem.
Face identity problem.
Butt dial problem.
Head too big or body too small?
Skin problem.
Eye ... yi yi!
Leg problem.
Knee problem.
Face skill.
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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So many good ones! My fave is the rash test dummy.
DSWS - All of these were sitting in my blog folder with no specific plan. Then I noticed how many body parts I had!
The soccer players one was the funniest.
LJ - And probably the most accurate.
Shuddering at the fish hook. I don't think I could stay still long enough to have a photo taken - unless of course I had passed out.
These were all great. I could relate all too well to one of 'em
Ugh!
What do you do with that fish hook?
EC - That could be what happened and his friends said 'Let's get a picture first!'
MPP - That's why I originally kept that picture. I've had it for a while and finally found an excuse to use it.
JH - Who knew fishing could be so dangerous? At least it wasn't his eye. HEY! Time to check the internet! ... Guess what I found!
Mike, that picture of the hook in the mince-pie is absolutely appalling and quite horrifying, it looks like something that was inspired by that famous scene at the beginning of Luis Bunuels bizarre 16-minute cult-oddity "An Andalusian Dog" from 1928, where a bird has her mince-pie slit open with a barbers razor.
LJ - I think I'd rather have a hook in my eye.
These are really good, had me chuckling. Then, KFC got me laughing out LOUD! Thanks for the laughs.
Still laughing about the metal detector and steel toe boots! New skills one hysterical too. Count me as another who will never see KFC the same way again.
Great collection; thanks for the belly laughs!
DG - You're welcome. You and Allen are KFCers.
AW - You and Dellgirl are KFCers.
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