At a mental hospital :
Doctor: - What is this?
Patient: - This is a book I wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.
Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?
Patient:- On the first page I wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page, I wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.
Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?
Patient:- I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik...
Doctor: - (stunned) And what's that?
Patient: - That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.
Doctor: - And who will read your story?
Patient: - I will put it on Long joke Sunday. Blogger has plenty of people that will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak.
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14 comments:
Caught - those I will admit to skim reading the middle pages.
Sue - Did you go through them at a fast trot like I did?
Your last chance to stop boring us.
Fabulous blog
This is why he's a mental patient. Everyone knows the sound of a running horse is "cudda-lump, cudda-lump."
500 pages and a surprise ending. Sure to hit the best seller list.
I'll stand in the confession line with Elephant's Child :-)
I'm counting it as another book read in 2021!
Are you (accurately) saying that we're idiots?
Stu - Are you saying I get another chance?!
Rajani - I know I know!
Bill - I thought about changing all those tigdik tigdik's to clippity-clop clippity-clop's, but nope.
Shirley - The book is free. The shipping is $55 because each page is cardboard. It's a BIG book.
Kathy - It's a long line with me in the lead.
John - I'll write some more for you!
Deb - We're all in this together.
LOL! Joke's on moi!
Shaw - But it's not mean. It's a nice joke.
He needs an editor to give him the proper sound - 2 coconut halves clapping together like Monty Python.
I only glanced at the middle. If there was something important I'd have gone back.
Allen - Right near the end there was a ti instead of a tigdik. It may have been a plot twist.
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