Sunday, October 10, 2021

5296 - Long joke Sunday


At a mental hospital :
Doctor: - What is this?
Patient: - This is a book I wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.
Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?
Patient:- On the first page I wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page, I wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.
Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?
Patient:- I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik...
Doctor: - (stunned) And what's that?
Patient: - That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.
Doctor: - And who will read your story?
Patient: - I will put it on Long joke Sunday. Blogger has plenty of people that will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak.


14 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Caught - those I will admit to skim reading the middle pages.

Mike said...

Sue - Did you go through them at a fast trot like I did?

Ole phat stu said...

Your last chance to stop boring us.

Rajani Rehana said...

Fabulous blog

Bilbo said...

This is why he's a mental patient. Everyone knows the sound of a running horse is "cudda-lump, cudda-lump."

BootsandBraids said...

500 pages and a surprise ending. Sure to hit the best seller list.

Kathy G said...

I'll stand in the confession line with Elephant's Child :-)

John A Hill said...

I'm counting it as another book read in 2021!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Are you (accurately) saying that we're idiots?

Mike said...

Stu - Are you saying I get another chance?!

Rajani - I know I know!

Bill - I thought about changing all those tigdik tigdik's to clippity-clop clippity-clop's, but nope.

Shirley - The book is free. The shipping is $55 because each page is cardboard. It's a BIG book.

Kathy - It's a long line with me in the lead.

John - I'll write some more for you!

Deb - We're all in this together.

Shaw Kenawe said...

LOL! Joke's on moi!

Mike said...

Shaw - But it's not mean. It's a nice joke.

allenwoodhaven said...

He needs an editor to give him the proper sound - 2 coconut halves clapping together like Monty Python.

I only glanced at the middle. If there was something important I'd have gone back.

Mike said...

Allen - Right near the end there was a ti instead of a tigdik. It may have been a plot twist.