Sunday, December 12, 2021

5360 - Long joke Sunday


Estate Planning 101

My buddy Dave was a single guy living at home with
his father and working in the family business.

He knew that he would inherit a fortune
once his sickly father died.

Dave wanted two things:
• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
• to find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man,"
he said to her, "but in just a few years,
my father will die, and I'll inherit 70 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.


16 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Much, much better.
Poor foolish Dave.

Mike said...

Sue - I wonder if she'll marry Dave after Dad dies? Probably not.

Country Cottage said...

Mike, she wouldn't need to marry Dave, she's already got the money - smart girl 👍

jenny_o said...

Oh, OUCH. I dislike gold-diggers of any gender.

Kathy G said...

HA!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, smart cookie!

Shaw Kenawe said...

One smart cookie!

John A Hill said...

So much better!

Mike said...

CC - But once Dad dies she'll need company.

Jenny - Now Dave needs to start working on Dad to not change the will.

Kathy - It was an end run.

Deb - Dave has got some work ahead of him.

Shaw - Dave needs to work on his own end run now.

John - For Dad, for awhile.

Cloudia said...

Never tell a friend what you wouldn't tell an enemy. And always treat children like adults, and adults like children. They're two pieces of wisdom!

Kirk said...

HAHAHAHA! Did not see that punchline coming!

Mike said...

Cloudia - I'm not telling anyone anything anymore.

Kirk - Great to have a laugh in the evening!

Bilbo said...

Truth.

Mike said...

Bill - Yep.

Lady M said...

Oh - a lot PTSD here too after that gold digging skank married my father.

Mike said...

Lady - This one hit too close to home? Sad for you AND your Dad.