Estate Planning 101
My buddy Dave was a single guy living at home with
his father and working in the family business.
He knew that he would inherit a fortune
once his sickly father died.
Dave wanted two things:
• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
• to find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man,"
he said to her, "but in just a few years,
my father will die, and I'll inherit 70 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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16 comments:
Much, much better.
Poor foolish Dave.
Sue - I wonder if she'll marry Dave after Dad dies? Probably not.
Mike, she wouldn't need to marry Dave, she's already got the money - smart girl 👍
Oh, OUCH. I dislike gold-diggers of any gender.
HA!
Hahahahahaha, smart cookie!
One smart cookie!
So much better!
CC - But once Dad dies she'll need company.
Jenny - Now Dave needs to start working on Dad to not change the will.
Kathy - It was an end run.
Deb - Dave has got some work ahead of him.
Shaw - Dave needs to work on his own end run now.
John - For Dad, for awhile.
Never tell a friend what you wouldn't tell an enemy. And always treat children like adults, and adults like children. They're two pieces of wisdom!
HAHAHAHA! Did not see that punchline coming!
Cloudia - I'm not telling anyone anything anymore.
Kirk - Great to have a laugh in the evening!
Truth.
Bill - Yep.
Oh - a lot PTSD here too after that gold digging skank married my father.
Lady - This one hit too close to home? Sad for you AND your Dad.
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