Friday, October 31, 2008

589 - Numbers

No not the TV show. This is better. Amanda went nuts with some numbers yesterday. Even the linguist liked it. I offered Amanda a piece of pi. It's an old blog I have out there from .... back. It's the first million digits of pi. It's a fascinating read.

Where do you get the first million digits of pi? I thought you'd never ask. Well there's a program that generates irrational numbers, pi being one of them. You can get it here. Who would use it you ask! It's like asking who would use the word bloviator. Not many people. But, if you want to see how fast your computer is operating, download it and run it. It will create a text file you can look at. And it will tell you - Total computation time : 3.16 seconds.

So my computer can calculate one million digits of pi in 3.16 seconds. As I get newer computers with faster processors the time comes down. I've actually calculated 1.1 billion digits. That took almost two days to run. I'm planning on setting up a computer that I can just let run for a month or two and see how many digits it will crank out.

But back to Amanda. I nominate her to be the groups new numbers person. We should expect a numbers post every da.. wee.. once in awhile. All those in favor ...

Thursday, October 30, 2008

588 - President Palin

Email joke!! I couldn't wait to post this. It's an interactive picture. There's 'lots' of things to click on in the picture.

Link - Palin

587 - Email joke 3046.5

Monkeys and the financial crisis

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them and keeping them for the man in a big cage. The man bought hundreds at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man or his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how Wall Street and the mortgage Banks work.


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I'm going to spill the beans on where the secret link is on post 584 if more people don't start finding it.

And also, the small quiz at the left? It takes you to a libertarian site. The quiz is short. Only 10 questions. And you can change the answers around and see how it changes your ratings.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

586 - John and Mike

At Ted Drewes. Scarfing down frozen custard. Just FYI.

585 - Arrest 'EM!

Did anybody hear about this? When I heard it the other day it was news to me. But then I have a short memory for things like this.
Link - Arrest 'EM!
Another link to the same story.
Link - Arrest 'EM! II
What a couple of boobs these guys are.

And then just to throw in some straight talk about the market, I found this link talking about how stock market trading gets stopped or why it doesn't.
Link - Stop, I want to get off!

Speaking of those two dangly things. Did you find my link on post 584 to the Rima meme. It's there. It was there yesterday. You just have to look for the LINK a LITTLE.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

584 - Fixed

It all depends on your point of view.


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Link - Glenn McCoy

Now that I have this out of the way for today, I really am going to try and get Rima's tag going. ..... maybe .... Oh wait! John's in St Louis and I have to meet him at Ted Drews! But then again maybe I already created Rimas tag. Maybe there's already a link created. There may be clues coming up.

Monday, October 27, 2008

583 - More politics

I'll bet even the people outside the US can't wait for this election to be over. I'm hoping that's all the stock market is waiting for.




Matson does political cartoons for the St. Louis and other newspapers.
Link - matson

Sunday, October 26, 2008

582 - More Tshirt slogans

That same little rag showed up again trying to get me to buy things. I thumbed through it and got to the page where I copied the Tshirt stuff from post 560. And everything was DIFFERENT! More blog material! They just keep sending it to me! I have to accept. It wouldn't be nice not to. Only problem is this is WAY to much typing for me.


TSHIRT SAYINGS
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better living through
CHOCOLATE
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I don't even care
about my problems.
Why should I care
about yours?
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I'm not OCD
I'm super
meticulous
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I DIDN'T
DO IT!
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If you can beat
them, join them.
Then when they least
expect it, beat the
crap out of them.
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Just another
poo flingin' day
in the jungle
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Yet, despite the look
on my face, You're
still talking.
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I can't hear you.
Old age has some benefits.
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I'm a bad ass.
You're just an ass.
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easily distracted
by shiny objects
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I have a perfect body.
It's your vision that's shot.
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It is what it is.
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To learn anything
you have to admit
you don't know everything.
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Somebody has to
boss you around.
Might as well be me.
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I'd get a goat,
if I wanted to be
nagged at.
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Thanks to
medical science,
I'll outlive my
retirement fund.
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I'm a technology addict,
and you can byte me.
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I'm sick of
political ads.
And I approved
this message.
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The incredible
BULK
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

581 - Not my fault!

I cut and pasted this into a file last ..... ? I know it's fairly recent but I can't remember where I got it. Probably 'New Scientist'. But it doesn't have any telltale dead giveaway brit words in it like 'programme'. Anyway, it proves my weight is not my fault! I like articles like this.


A gene could help prod people to overeat and gain excess weight, new research shows.

The finding probably won't provide a "magic bullet" for weight loss, but it does reinforce the value of good eating habits and exercise, especially for young people, scientists say.

The study, reported in the Oct. 17 issue of Science, is the latest in a series focusing on the brain's response to food using the neurotransmitter dopamine. Cells in the brain's "reward" centers release dopamine when people eat, causing that feeling of pleasure, researchers explain.

Previous studies have shown that some people have fewer brain cell receptors for dopamine, which leads them to eat more to gain the same pleasurable effect. The new study used scans of the brain pleasure centers of a group of women. They revealed a sluggish dopamine response in the brains of some of the women.

"This is the first imaging study which found less activation of dopamine receptors in [some] humans," said study lead author Eric Stice, a scientist at the Oregon Research Institute in Portland.

Women with one form of the D2 dopamine receptor gene had the lowest pleasure response when drinking a milkshake, the scans showed. They had to consume more of the shake to get the same pleasure response. Follow-up study found that these women were also more likely to gain weight over the following year.

The study was done in collaboration with researchers at Yale University and the University of Texas at Austin.

"What is new here is that for the first time they have identified the consequences of this genetic polymorphism [type] in how the brain functions," said Dr. Nora Volkow, who worked on earlier studies at Brookhaven National Laboratory that established the role of the D2 gene in overeating. She is now is director of the U.S. National Institute on Drug Abuse.

Volkow noted that prior studies had linked this form of the gene to obesity, and the new work "shows an association in the brain region that governs pleasure. The response is different with this polymorphism."

Studies of obese animals at Brookhaven National Laboratory have shown that dieting increases the D2 response to food, according to Peter Thanos, a neuroscientist at the lab. "If we could identify people who are more vulnerable, it would be fascinating to see what effect dieting has on their risk in terms of brain response," Thanos said. "No one has really done this in humans."

Diet pills aimed at the dopamine receptors won't work, Stice said. "These amphetamine-based diet pills are not the way to go," he said. Instead, Stice advocates early behavioral intervention that steers children away from fatty fast foods. "You want to change people's behaviors before they become entrenched," he said.

Exercise shouldn't be overlooked, Volkow added.

"Dieting is a complex process and people don't like it," she said. "Physical activity, which also activates the dopamine pathway, may be a mechanism for reducing the compulsive activity of overeating."

This work on obesity meshes nicely with drug-abuse studies, noted Volkow, who retains her laboratory position at Brookhaven. Both are instances of people engaging in compulsive behaviors, "even though they know it is very harmful," she said

Friday, October 24, 2008

580 - Elitist Bilbo and hospitals

I knew it. Bilbo is an elitist. McCain and Palin said so. But an even more interesting comment is in the comments. Go down to the 2:47pm time frame and read the comment about the hospital administrator. It's not too far down. There were 340 comments when I wrote this post. I'm sure that number will continue to go up.
Link - Fake America

UPDATE - new link - Palin

Thursday, October 23, 2008

579 - Worm

PC magazine email about emergency patch
Link - Worm

Update - you may want to wait to do this or let your automatic update take care of it. I've been messing with this for over an hour and can't get it to work.

578 - Cartoons

People that don't have at least touch of perfectionism probably won't know what this is all about. On the other side of this thought are the 'just do it' (we'll fix it later) crowd.
Cornered

We're all getting our yearly sign up forms aren't we. Gosh, did your costs go up this year again?! surprise surprise
Ziggy

This isn't funny. It's TRUE!!
The Other Coast

The poor guy with the microphone looks like he's about ready to croak.
Grimmy

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

577 - JOHN!!!! Katie Couric!!!! Ted Drews!!!!

Dual post day again.

Katie Couric has been in St. Louis doing the news. She went to THE place.

Katie at Teds
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576 - First! .... not

I could say I was the first to post this. I would be really wrong. I've found this in quite a few places. One guy even stole it from the comments section of his own blog for a post. But I figure the more people see this the better. In case I forgot to mention it's more political s$%t.

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Obama/Biden vs McCain/Palin, what if things were switched around?.....think about it. Would the country's collective point of view be different?

Ponder the following:

What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage, including
a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?

What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?

What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?

What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe
disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?

What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while he was still married?

What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain
killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?
What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five?
(The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption
in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings
and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)

What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?

What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included
discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many
occasions, a serious anger management problem?

What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?

What if the Obamas had adopted a white child?

You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected reality,
do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are?

This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

575 - Girl in Short Shorts

I was visiting some blogs I haven't been to in a while when I ran across the post in the link below. It's about teens and the problems they have with laws meant to protect them. The poster is Becky. An ex attorney, libertarian and a bunch of other things. Read her bio. Can't remember how I found her. A post comment? On another blog? Hitting the 'next blog' button? But I stuck her in my 'other blogger' file and is one I check once in a while.

Girls, try to get by the pictures and read the post along with the comments. Guys, HEY where did the GUYS GO!!! Come back here! I'm not done yet!!! They're gonna be surprised.

Link - teens

Monday, October 20, 2008

574 - I know ... more politics .... phttttt

Claudia has been finding links which sent me to more links where I found other people I know that had already been to the links and linking to more links............ So I'm putting all the links in one spot.

I think this is one of the better links since it had pictures and graphs. I like pictures and graphs.
Link - Politigal1

Then here's one of John's FAA friends.
Link - faafollies709
Link - faafollies748

Sen. Barack Obama's coalition includes one unlikely group: white voters with negative views of African-Americans.
Link - politico.com

A Rolling Stone article on how McCain has been a bully and a screw up most of his life.
Link - Rolling Stone

And finally if you can't stand this anymore, here's wishing you a happy halloween.
Link - halloween

Sunday, October 19, 2008

573 - Tagged .... crap

I love cut and paste. As Bilbo mostly said -

Back on Friday, fiona tagged me with a meme (I had to look that word up) that's been zipping around the blogosphere. Normally, I don't reply to memes because they tend to make blogging a worse time sink than it already is, but since fiona is new to my group of followers...and since I have a few minutes before I have to go with Claudia to a church supper (hopefully not the last), I'll make an exception and take on her meme.

The rules are:
1. Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
4. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

I'll do 1 and 2, but I'll take a pass on tagging anyone else, partly because all the people I'd care to tag have already been tagged by fiona or lacochran, and partly because I hate these things. (although I did think about tagging John 7 times)


1. What's my picture all about? Well it's a telephone thing. It's actually the telephone color code. Almost. When I was doing the picture in 'paint' I couldn't get the outside colors exactly right. But it's close enough for now.

2. What's going to happen later with my picture? Well I'm going to ask my son-in-law to redo it as a circle with the correct colors for my Christmas present. (a circle looks more like a wire) When he reads this it will be the first he's heard of this request. Call me for details Brad.

3. My blog URL is mikenet707.blogspot.com. Why? Because somebody used BVN.blogspot.com as a test. And has never used it again. I've left messages on it and even ask google to delete it. No luck. It's just there, forever. Unless I can get a techie hacker to hack the password. Any takers?

4. What the 707 in my url? Well my initials are RMS. Does that mean anything to anyone? Probably not unless you're into math or electricity. RMS is an electrical term meaning 'root mean square'. It's 70.7% of peak value. The voltage coming out of your electrical outlet (in the US) is 120 volts, right? Not really. The 120 volts is rms voltage. Or usable voltage. Peak to peak voltage is actually 165 volts. Most volt meters used to measure voltage are rms meters. I'm sure when you read the wikipedia article you'll understand everything. (HA!)

5. My attention span is about this || long and I'm running out of things to talk about in this time period.

6. I took a touch typing course one time. I still look at the keyboard to type. And since you can't see the keys because your hands are in the way sometimes there's no telling what will show up on the screen. I proof read a lot which really drags posting out. A lot. And stilll deosn't wurk.

7.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

572 - Just kidding

I hope everybody knows I'm just kidding ... most of the time ... right? I mean, unless you're a far right or far left winger I really don't mean it ... most of the time. So unless ... well the nazi's too. I don't like them. So unless ... well skin heads are on the list. And extremists of any ilk. ......... You know, I'll put together a list. Right after I write Bilbo a letter. Because I'll have my pencil and paper out anyway. Where ever they are. So moving along I think I'll supplement Bilbo's cartoons with a few of my ow..... I mean a few of someone elses since I can't draw.





Link - Mike Peters

Friday, October 17, 2008

571 - Boom

See what I get for getting a post ready early? I did post 570 early thinking that ... well that's the problem, I was thinking. Well I'm doing two posts for today.

If anybody visited lacochran's blog on the 12th, it was a post about whether you would pick up an envelope off the ground or not these days. There were a variety of answers including mine - SURE! Well, yesterday in Clayton, Missouri somebody in a parking garage picked up a package off the ground that was next to their car - BOOM. The person was not killed, just burned badly.

But for a non St. Louis person here's some additional facts. Clayton is St. Louis County's county seat. There are a lot of lawyers in that area. This person had a designated parking spot. This has happened before in Clayton. So when I saw the news flash, I thought, "a bomb? where?" They said on the news, "Clayton." I thought, "oh, ok".

570 - Email joke number .... who knows

Well this one is G- rated. Couple of sexist jokes at the end but not bad ones.
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Subject: Mergers Expected


For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. The following are expected mergers between well known entities since the recent Wall Street events that have left many corporations struggling to hang in instead of going under with the banks.

Watch for these consolidations coming out of 2008 going into 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. are expected to merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3.) 3M will get busy with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining are looking to become one as: ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers are headed toward: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will get it done under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

Thursday, October 16, 2008

569 - BBC health

Here's another link I hadn't been to in a while. And typical of the internet it's changed a lot. They used to have self tests for a variety of things and I haven't found them again yet. I hate that when that happens. I want things to stay the same and never chan.... wait .... let me get back to you on that in a couple of weeks.

Link - BBC health

Found'em!!
Link - human body

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

568 - Found another one

As I wander through my favorites I'm finding some of the links I had on my 'links' sidebar before the reset google so kindly provided me disguised as an update. Here's one that I haven't mention recently. Free Rice. This is the link where you can donate free rice to starving people while increasing your vocabulary. They have changed it around a little in that you can now select your level. Before it only let you do some test answers and picked a level for you.

So here's the fun part. Pick level one. Then see how fast you can speed through the answers. After a few minutes you can find yourself going nuts because your brain can't keep up with the mouse clicks. (You have to answer the first question for the level selection to come up at the bottom of the pane.)

Or you can pick the top level (60) and sit and say to yourself "what the hell kind of word is that!?"

Link - free rice

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

567 - Numbers lead to words

I wish I had something more spectacular for post 567 but truth is I almost forgot. I was thinking I had already posted when it hit me, like the frisbee, no you didn't.

So here I go again. Or here you go again. I found another site like cafe press. And in case you've forgotten or never knew about cafe press I've linked it. Both these sites are political junkie sites. T-shirts and bumper stickers galore. If you go to both of them they can keep you busy for hours. I actually got an Obama 2008 bumper sticker from cafe press in 2004. One of these days I'll stick it on my car.

What's the other site? I thought you'd never ask.
Link - zazzle.com

Monday, October 13, 2008

566 - Customer service - maybe

Here's a link I haven't shared in a while. It's all about customer service. Or not. If anyone has had to deal with the public you will sympathize with these stories. I know I'm sending you away to another site but if you haven't been there is a while you've got a lot of catching up to do. I can't remember if it was on my links or not before my links disappeared but it's back now.
Link - Customer service - maybe


HOLY COW! I almost forgot to warn everybody. Today's Friday the 13th this month. Remember I told you it can sneak up on you when it's not on Friday.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

565 - Cartoons

What?! .... Oh! ..... HA!

DRABBLE

I think happiness is a no typo post. That's OCD. But ADD makes that impossible.

FRAZZ

Algebra explained. What?! ..... Oh! ...... HA!

SHOE


Two typos fixed.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

564 - Conspiracy theory

Why didn't I think of this before. The stock market crash is a conspiracy against Obama. Think about it. Obama is getting a lot of money in small amounts from everyday people. So they're crashing the market and making the small investor paranoid so the middle class will stop sending money to political campaigns. Who will that affect the most? Obama. The super rich will still send money to the republicans. The middle class will have a tendency to hold onto their money because of fear of the market.

I know Obama has had a $1000 a plate dinner because it made the news. You don't hear about the republican dinners because there are so many of them it's not news.

I know it's all true because I just made it up and I don't make up things that aren't true.

Hey! I think that last line is a new quote!

Friday, October 10, 2008

563 - Friday bonus email joke

A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans Drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means, on average, Americans get almost 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American

562 - Feelin' down?

Are you feeling a little down because of the market conditions? Well let me hel.. drive the stake a little deeper. My wife got this email from a friend yesterday. This happened to the friend. She tried to let everyone on the planet know about this in one email. The header was immense.

Try not to worry.


Subject: I almost had a fire yesterday AM

Dear Friends,

I just wanted to let everyone know about an incident we had yesterday morning. We had a burned-out florescent light bulb, one of the new curly ones, in our bathroom. Since there were 3 other ones over our vanity, I got busy and did not bother to change the bulb, as the three which still worked made plenty of light. My husband and I were both in the bathroom getting ready and within a second or two I saw a large amount of smoke drifting over our vanity and smelled smoke. We turned out the lights and tried to find the cause. We discovered that the base of the old burned-out bulb was burning. I did not know that a burned out bulb of the new florescent type could catch on fire. If we had left the room, I'm not sure what would have happened. Also, I notice the bulb contains mercury, so we cannot put it on the land fill. Does anyone know how we are supposed to get rid of them?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

561 - Driven by?

Short one today. A friend of mine says there are two things that drive the stock market. Greed and fear. Greed got it up to 13,000. Fear is bringing it back down.

I know I can't wait for the next greed cycle.


And I'm slowly figuring out how to get my widget crap back. Trying to find logons and passwords from over a year ago is a pain in the butt.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

560 - Tshirt sayings - best one first

A new catalog showed up yesterday with some cool tshirt sayings in it. One stood out for me. I was going to make it the last one but thought better of it. You might not get that far into the post.

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Sometimes I wonder
"Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"
And then it hits me.
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I came
I mowed
I kicked grass
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Careful, or
you'll end up
in my novel
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HERE I AM!
now what are your other two wishes?
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What I really need are
MINIONS
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Just be happy
I'm not a twin
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SARCASM
just one more
service I offer
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NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
like we need your support
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I have no idea what
I'm doing out of bed
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I'm retired and you're not -
Nah-na-na-nah-nah
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Even my imaginary friend
doesn't like you
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I'm so far over the the hill
I've started up the next one
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My Indian name is
Runs With Beer
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I barely survived yesterday
and it's already today
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

559 - Cartoons

OK I'm already out of ideas so here's some cartoons.

This is too obvious.

The purse should say 'savings of sucker who saved'.

Our congress helping taxpayers through troubled times.


Links - Nonsequitur; Mallard Fillmore; In the Bleachers

Oh, I almost forgot. I heard from someone that was in Springfield Missouri this past weekend that gas was $2.79 a gallon there. John! If your going to pray for low gas prices, pray for ALL of us!!!!

Monday, October 06, 2008

558 - What's that noise?

We were in West Virginia. My wife was at a conference. Some other people at the conference lived close by and invited us over. They mentioned they had a small problem outside their house but try not to let it bother us.

So off we go to their house. We were staying in a smaller town anyway and they lived miles from there. We went down small curvy country roads. Then turned off the small road to go down a smaller road to get to their property. They basically live in the middle of the woods.

We rounded a curve not far from their house when I saw it. I said to my wife, "what the hell is that"! She said, "Oh don't you remember? I told you they were drilling for natural gas right across the road from them". There it was. A 150 foot drilling rig set up about 600 to 700 feet from our friends front door. It was lit up like a shopping mall at night. And the noise - 24/7. Imagine two steel plates scraping together every 5 seconds all day and night. Loud enough that you had to raise your voice to talk.

And then there was the vibration. Standing in their front yard you could feel the ground vibrating. I asked them how long this has been going on. They said two months (24/7 remember). I asked when they were going to be done. Don't know. Did they get anything for the inconvenience? Nope. Since they're not drilling on their property they don't get anything.

Their bedroom is in the front of the house. They have been sleeping on the enclosed back porch to get away from the noise.

So we later said GOOD BYE. WE'LL COME BACK AGAIN WHEN THEIR DONE DRILLING.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

557 - I'm back!

Ta da! Yes indeed I'm back. AND with new information about basic changes in the laws of nature. Yes that's right, nature has changed. In case you missed it, here it is. Coal is now carbon neutral. How do I know this? I read it on a billboard in West Virginia. And you know they wouldn't fib about coal in West Virginia.

As we drove by the first billboard I asked my wife, "Did you see that?" "Did I read that right?" Then there was another one. Holy crap! This is BIG news! They wouldn't lie on a billboard would they?! The billboard just says "Clean, Carbon Neutral Coal". And then something about a bridge being for sale, cheap. And no I didn't get a picture. But this guy did!

Apparently the billboard has been up a while as I found a blog ranting about this in a post last April.
Link - ccnc
If you want to read more put "clean carbon neutral coal" in google.

I'm saving a better one for tomorrow. Oh and now that I'm back do I have to go read everybody's old posts that I missed? Don't answer that.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

556 - It's the economy stupid!

That's the only thing I can think that might have cause what I saw tonight. I was at the gas station getting screwed when I heard somebody laying on their horn. It went on and on and on. I thought what the hell is going on over there. Over there was in the street next to the station entrance. Two fairly new SUV's sitting in the street, one leaning on the horn.

Next thing I know they are in the gas station parking lot. A 20 something nicely dressed female getting out of her SUV a goes over to the other SUV and starts cussing out the guy driver. The guy has 3 kids in the SUV with him. She's hollering about calling the police on him. I can't hear what he's saying. She continues to F this and F that at him. Next thing I see is her spitting on his SUV and F'ing him some more. She then storms into the 'whatever mart' and he drives off.

So I'm thinking what caused this outburst. And then I remembered, it's the economy stupid!

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I was wonder what to blog about tonight since my wife I are leaving town for a few days. I wanted a good post to leave town on. So I want to thank GW Bush for screwing up peoples lives so much that they are spitting at each other now and giving me some good material. Thanks George!